Here's a print-out wank of the awesome Silvia Saint.

This was done ages ago, so sorry if you've already seen it - just adding it to the blog. Here's the original image:

Random girl in bust enhancement ad jizzed on

Wow! I almost forgot this place existed! We don't get porno mags or even lads mags out here, and spunking over page 3 is now a thing of the past. :( Fortunately sometimes we get some hot babes featured in advertisements which are just begging for cum. Here's a perfect example. ;p

Annie Bullah - Page 3 Princess!

I have to let everyone know my current favorite page 3 babe is Annie Bullah, I'd prepared her for my spunk earlier but couldn't bring myself to ruin these lovely shots of her perfect tits just yet.

It won't be long before I can't hold back any longer!

It's been a while...

...since my last update, I'll try to keep more on top of things.

I just finished a nice wank, I'd lined up these beauties as one of them had to get it...



Veronica Zemanova won in the end:

Lucy Pinder Spunkvid!

Here's the video of me 'creating' my title graphic. I'll get back to making more vids when I get a Fleshlight again.


I'm so glad Lucy started getting her tits out properly in 2007, I remember pasting her first topless Nuts shoot as many times as I could before she became barely recognisable.

More spunk for sexy Louise...

I was extremely excited at getting a second chance at blasting some more spunk over this set of Louise Glover thanks to an uncensored print of her nude pics in the Adult Sport mag. I don't think I can get enough of this hot glamour babe!

Kerry Louise: Big Wet Tits

There's nothing better than shooting a load over a hot, naked, wet body... Especially one with huge fake tits that look like they're lubed up and ready to be fucked. Here's a cum pic featuring UK porn slut Kerry Louise. She's such a whore!

Gemma Hiles... So sexy...

What a sexy little minx this is. I couldn't resist knocking one out over her this morning. I'm still trying to aim for more powerful cumshots, I'm thinking of increasing my wanks to two per day in order to get the consistency a little thinner.




I should really get another Fleshlight, I never had any problems firing streams of thick goo out the end of the insert.

Anyhow, I'm looking forward to seeing more of Gemma and her cute little bod in the Daily Sport. <3

Kelly Bell... 1st of many

This page 3 veteran needs no introduction. Here's one of the many Kelly Bell pics I have in my backlog of page 3s all lined up and ready to be jizzed over.

Leanne Crow's 34H cum targets

I've had this one saved for a while now. I finally decided it was time to cream her good and proper and get her out of the way. I'm actually now hoping for some fresh photos of these 34H wonder-boobs on page 3.

Jenna Haze Cum-Dumped...

Here it is! My entry for the Pornstar Cumpic Poll over at CelebJO Extra. Check it out to see the other guys results!

I really can't fucking wait until there is another Pornstar poll, I'd almost forgotten how good it feels shooting over a tight arsehole and pussy. It's been far too long.

Pornstar Cumpic Poll... Entered!

Wow! My first entry to a cumpic poll and it just happens to be the first ever Pornstar Cumpic Poll featuring one of the hottest pornstars of current times, Jenna Haze. I found an absolutely awesome shot of the slut spreading her ass wide open to cum all over and I didn't do that bad a job of doing just that. :D

The first ever Pornstar Cumpic Poll ends on May 16th with the results being displayed the day after, so check the results to see mine and others' entries. This is not one to be missed, and who knows, if it's super popular we can only hope for more!

"Cum on these!"

I fucking love shots like this... the girl blatantly knows guys from all over the UK are going to be drooling over her gorgeous tits all day long before getting home and unzipping, and she'd be more than a little dumb not to imagine what some of us dirtier lads get up to when wanking off over her. That pose, with her arms held up behind her head with her chest pushed out just screams "Cum on these big titties you dirty bastard!". Don't mind if I do, love. :p

This is what makes daily newspaper glamour more raunchier for me than even top shelf full nudity sometimes, these girls know they are being presented on the most disposable of media, and even before the dawn of the internet I've been spending each of my daily wanks spunking all over page 3. It's totally suggestive to me to NOT waste my jizz anywhere else, the material is great for absorbing cum and makes cleaning up even the most powerful of sperm fests an easy chore.

Cum pic coming soon.

EDIT #2: As promised, here's the cum pic.





EDIT: Here are some select scans from the 'Great British Boobs' calendar featuring the above mentioned "drench my tits!" pose. God damn it I wish I had this calendar! :(

Poor payload for Louise Glover. :(

Well, I'd been saving up my cum so that I could completely drench through these fine pics of Louise Glover:





However I'd saved up too long and it seemed to just ooze out instead of firing:



I don't normally post shitty attempts but these pictures were too hot to just throw away and forget. If I was living alone I'd just leave the pages open to dry up and then just keep trying and trying, but it's difficult to get away with that here.

Tommie Jo breaks the ceasefire!

An early night for Mrs. FLoo means I can spend my spunk how I feel tonight. So, who else better to break the ceasefire than my favourite Daily Sport babe Tommie Jo. I have a few more page3 shots of her so expect more to appear this week. I got too excited and over-shot a lot here, it feels great but doesn't match my intentions of giving those tits every last drop.

Dry Times...

This place is a little 'dry' at the minute because I've been wanking like crazy with my GF over Skype, and not saving my cum for any serious shooting. I have a huge backlog of papers and mags building up and they are taking up too much room. I can't simply throw them away because there are some cracking pictures just crying out to be jizzed. In particular, I need to sift through my top-shelf collection and find a good shot of Jenna Haze and her pert little arse for the CelebJO Pornstar Cumpic Poll - So watch this space, business will resume soon!

Speaking of my GF, the last time I paid her a visit we made a jerk-off film on her iPod. It was a great wank session with lots of lube, slippery ball massaging, and a huge load to follow. I've tried getting her to send it to me so I can publish it here but her Mac is so old it can't update to the latest iTunes to get the file off... So if anyone has any ideas on how to get it off of there please get in touch!

Christina's Surprise Load

Here's a Christina pic I splattered for the Cumpic Poll, I was a little late so it gets posted here.

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